hi. played a cool show at the house of blues front room. free burgers!!! basso and I ate ours at like 3am. thanks to Myke, Jake, Danimal, Joey C, Jake T, Jeff, Dave, Betsy, Liz and all the rest who came and hung out. thanks to the bands!!! the first “act” looked married and were nice enough and they made balloon animals for the kiddies!!! um..what else? new songs are coming along just great. the van is still broken. im going to stop talking about the van soon. future plans: kick ass split with our friends baby driver. kick ass EP. music video. kick ass album. we are keeping hope alive. we are adopting children and sacrificing them to the riff gods.

hi guys!! the van is dead and we’re still paying it off. some of the broke gear got fixed (THANKS TRAVIS!!!) but there is plenty more for the fixin. i want a more stuff (this is a problem). I am recording vocals on saturday the 10th for the new hit “Probable Slob” and am very excited for you to hear it. lots of power chords and yelling about heavy metal. more shows coming up. we’ll post em soon.

Hello, all. Thanks for making our record release this past Friday a blast. Diamond Mines, Baby Driver, and Four Eyes were a pleasure to rock out to, and they helped us kick off our first proper U.S. tour with style.

As you may or may not know, we ran into some serious difficulty on the first leg of our voyage. At about 7:00am on Saturday morning our van broke down for good on I-90 west in Massachusetts near milemarker 32. We managed to make it back into town, and after much brainstorming and stress decided to proceed with the tour in my 2003 Saturn Vue with a reduced amount of gear and supplies. This is not our ideal solution, but it is the only one that allows us to tour before the end of the year.

This delay unfortunately caused us to miss five of the shows on our tour. We are very disappointed about it, but are doing our best to haul ass across the US and will be playing tomorrow night in Portland, OR and continuing the tour from there. We are in Wiota, Iowa heading west and expect to hit Portland by tomorrow in the early afternoon. That’s in western Iowa by the way.

This development is an even bigger bummer for Colleen Green and co. as well as our tour companion, Jake. There just isn’t room for them in this tiny box. Expect Colleen to make some of these dates through her own resourcefulness, though.

We’re not so comfy crammed into this partial back seat, but we are in good spirits and eager to make it to the west coast and start rocking!

I updated to the new in-progress layout. I’ll tweak as we go, but was too lazy to get involved in commit-cherrypicking.

Yay!